BILLY FREAKIN MADISON!! WOOO!

BILLY MADISON



here's a list of 5 scenes that I thought were funniest (no particular order).



1) ..."Here's a nice piece of S**t!"
The burning dog crap part was funny to me because it portrays stupid mischief, and I can relate to some of it (no more detail).




2) "Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of a** though, too!"
This is a funny quote to me because Juanita from the movie reminds me a crazy lady from my church.




3) Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

This is a very funny part of the movie, in my opinion. I find it funny because I have had someone go off on me with some rant like that, over something relatively small. Very funny.




4) "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

Ha-ha! Every time I think of this I laugh. One time, one of my family members pooped his pants (an adult) and I just find this strait-up hilarious.




5) Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of a**, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

Billy Madison: No, you don't.

Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Woo-eee!

Billy Madison: No, they didn't.

Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...? Everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful. [shouts]

Bus Driver: No yelling on the bus!

Chris Farley was an amazing, hilarious actor as well. This scene was funny to me because the bus driver is totally lying about everything, and I know some kids that are big time story tellers also.


Thats it! That is my 'Great Scenes' review of the greatest movie ever!

The Forest for the Trees....I guess.

This foreign movie showed the life of a lonely, first-year teacher named Melonie. She was a young woman who craved attention. Her problem was that she seemed desperate outside of the classroom, and couldn't control her students in the classroom. Her "friend" would become annoyed with her at times. Melonie would over think things as well. She became a wreck, so-to-speak. The movie comes to a close with her sitting in the back seat of her moving vehicle...No one else was in the car...Yeah, strange.

my "Unforgiven List"

Clint Eastwood. Morgan Freeman. Guns... GOOD MOVIE.



Here is a list of ten scenes from the Eastwood-produced country western film that portray things that went unforgiven.



1) The "Whore-cutter" went unforgiven by the prostitutes.

2) William Munny went unforgiven by Ned's wife (the things he did in the past).

3) English Bob went unforgiven by Little Bill.

4) Little Bill went unforgiven by William for killing Ned.

5) Ned went unforgiven by little Bill for not surrendering names of his friends.

6) William went unforgiven by himself when he started drinking again.

7) The reporter went unforgiven by English Bob for abandoning him.

8) William went unforgiven for shooting the man from the cliff.

9) Skinny went unforgiven for being a pimp.

10) The kid couldnt forgive himself after shooting the man in the bathroom.

Films we watched/ my POWER RANKINGS!

1) BILLY MADISON!

2) V for Vendetta

3) Never Back Down

4) Secret Window

5) The Graduate/ Rumor Has It

6) Cinema Paradisco

7) Simpsons Movie

8) Gone with the Wind

9) Unforgiven

10) Psycho

11) Ben Hur

12) Dark Knight

13)Citizen Kane

14) Forest for the Trees



There you have it folks, my power rankings for the films we watched in class. :)